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A black bear walked into a bar in Estes Park, Colo., earlier in the week, and surprisingly, "bear-ly" managed to catch the patrons' attention. Resident Daniel Lyell spotted the animal.
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A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender responds, "We don't serve bears beer in this bar." The bear rears back a little and growls, "I don't care. I'm a bear and I want a beer." The bartender calmly replies, "I'm sorry, but as I said, we don't serve bears beer. A big list of bear walks into a bar jokes, submitted and ranked.
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The bear leaves. The next day the big brown bear walks into the bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a beef and bacon burger and a bottle of bourbon!!!". The bartender says "I told you yesterday, I told you the day before that, we don't serve big brown bears that asks for a beef and bacon burger and a bottle of bourbon!!". The bear leaves.
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Yes, a black bear walked into a bar in Estes Park, Colo., last week, as Denver's CBS4 News reports. A man who saw the bear go inside says he tried to warn the patrons of Lonigan's Saloon Bar and.
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer!" The bartender replies, "This bar doesn't serve beer to bears." The bear says, "C'mon, just this one time." The bartender again replies, "This bar doesn't serve beer to bears." The bear then walks over to a woman sitting at the bar, kills her, and eats half her body.
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A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.".
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Funny Joke of the Day. A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.". The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully.
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A bear walks into a bar. The punchlines are endless, but it's actually happened in an Irish bar in Colorado. The big wild animal entered Lonigan's and was.
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A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, "I'm not serving you, you're out of your skull!". Two vampires walked into a bar. "I'll have a glass of blood," said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other. "Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll beโฆ one blood and one blood liteโฆ".
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The bartender replies, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?" The bear holds up his paws, looks at them, and says, "Well, I'm a bear!" This is another "walks into a bar" joke, and also a pun. The critical part of the joke is the fact that pause sounds like paws when spoken (at least in American English in all of the places that I have lived).
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A Three-Legged Bear Walks Into a Bar. Tripod, a three-legged bear, has become a local celebrity in a Central Florida neighborhood, drinking a family's White Claws and eating its shrimp meal.
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A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender responds, "We don't serve bears beer in this bar." The bear rears back a little and growls, "I don't care. I'm a bear and I want a beer." The bartender calmly replies, "I'm sorry, but as I said, we don't serve bears beer.
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first orders some "H2O". The second says, "I'll have draft beer". The second chemist realizes the first chemist is a recovering alcoholic and feels bad for taking him to a bar. The next day the first chemist doesn't show for work in the morning. The second chemist gets worried and imagines him drunk laying on.
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Bartender says, "Yes you are, that was a bar bitch you ate.". A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The bear says "I'd like a whiskey and coke." The bartender gives the bear a strange look and says, "Wait, I remember you from a previous joke.
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The bear forks over the money and starts drinking his beer. After a few minutes, the bartender can't restrain his curiosity, so he walks back over to the bear and tries to strike up a conversation. "You know, we don't get many bears in this bar." The bear looks up from his beer and says, "Well, at ten bucks a beer, I'm not surprised." Find.