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Funny and cute quotes garden folks are likely to enjoy. Featuring short garden sayings and quotes embossed on related images. · 598 Pins 1y N Collection by Nature Hills Nursery Similar ideas popular now Garden Quotes Garden Cute Quotes Quotes Garden Signs Garden Quotes Cute Quotes Garden Plants Humor Sayings Cute Qoutes Lyrics Humour Funny Photos
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I dig carrots Keep calm, carrot on Lettuce romaine calm Lettuce celebrate I love you from my head to-ma-toes I'm a gardener down to-ma-toes Kale yes! Turnip the music You're one in a melon Oh my gourd There's a gold mine of gardening puns in the herb garden! I'm kind of a big dill Bay leaf in yourself We were mint to be Thyme to garden
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They have to be persistent.". - Ralph Fiennes. "Despite the gardener's best intentions, Nature will improvise.". - Michael P. Garofalo. "In almost every garden, the land is made better and so is the gardener.". - Robert Rodale. "A gardener's best tool is the knowledge from previous seasons.
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"Gardeners are the original multitaskers. We can weed, prune, and daydream all at the same time." - Unknown "I'm not sure if I'm a good gardener or a bad gardener. I keep planting things and they keep growing." - Unknown "I'm not a very good gardener. I'm more of a dirt disturber." - Unknown
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37 Favorite Garden Quotes, Memes, and Quirky Expressions 15 Oct Contents 1Popular Gardening Exegesis - Revised Version 2Gardener's Recipe 3Nothing is perfect 4Take Delight 5I Like Gardening 6Housework 7A Loyal Friend 8Worries 9Hope 10Weeds 11Weather Lesson 12Get Growin' 13Forgetting 14Time Outside 15Think Outside 16Speeding By 17Garden Speak
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More funny quotes. These gardening quotes, sayings and proverbs are a fabulous way to dress up a seed swap party, a gardening journal or scrapbook pages for plants and flower pictures. Best Garden Quotes. Many great garden quotes exist which can be used when gardening.
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58. "To be able to walk under the branches of a tree that you have planted is really to feel you have arrived with your garden."-. Mirabel Osler. 59. "Garden as though you will live forever.". - William Kent. 60. "Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come.". - Chinese proverb.
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Punny, Funny, Witty, and Whimsical. There are lots of great garden quotes out there. Here are just a few collected together for you. Some are short and sweet little phrases that would fit perfectly on a garden sign or plaque, others are longer and can be attributed to a particular person (usually a gardener) with their wisdom and passion shining through.
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(Lol!) A man should never plant a garden too big for his wife to handle. If a man is alone in the garden and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Two of my wife's aunts lived side by side. One aunt was a country girl - and she grew delicious tomatoes. The other aunt was a teacher - and she didn't plant anything.
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#1 "Gardening. Cheaper than therapy (until your spouse adds up the receipts)." — Anonymous #2 "If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener." — J.C. Raulston #3 "Anyone who has time for drama is not gardening enough" — Anonymous
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"Gardeners have the best dirt on everyone." "If at first, you don't succeed, try watering again." "Gardening: the only activity where you can both work and nap at the same time." "A weed is just a plant with a better PR team." "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for the garden."
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Jul 1, 2020 - Get inspired by or laugh along with these garden quotes. There are inspirational and funny quotes about flowers, vegetables, and herbs. You'll find gardening sayings, words, and wisdom. Some of the short ones are the most hilarious. See more ideas about garden quotes, garden, quotes.
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If you can't find inspiration in a garden, you aren't looking very hard. Use the captions below to share the magical inspiration of gardening. Image Credit. Garden joy is in the journey. Feed your garden; recharge your soul. Miracles happen in the garden every day. A garden is a little slice of heaven here on earth.
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"Gardening is the work of a lifetime: You never finish." — Oscar De La Renta "Gardening adds years to your life and life to your years." - Unknown "In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect." - Alice Walker
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These short garden quotes are funny or light-hearted while others are more sentimental, expressing the heart of gardening. You'll recognize some famous names while others—equally charming—come from sources unknown.
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B.C. Forbes: It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. William Kent: Garden as though you will live forever. Janet Kilburn Phillips: There.